love this shirt
“In a way, tattoos are just bumper stickers for your body,” says the rogue Bumper Sticker Salesman, a subtle twinkle in his beady eyes. “Maybe tattoos aren’t so bad.” He lightly fingers the keys attached to his belt. “Maybe one day I can let you Tattoo Kids out of my Tattoo Jail. But not today.” He grabs another bumper sticker that says “BUMPER STICKERS > TATTOOS” and covers another one of your tattoos with it. You have been here for 12 years.
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
anyone wants to put in for a fat smoke tonight hit me up
✹ - I cannot stand you.
✰- I need advice.
❥- Put a photo?
♣ - I hate your tumblr.
● - I admire you very much.
♥ - Will you marry me?
✿ﾟ - I love you.
☺ - I’m too ashamed to talk to you.
ღ - Wish you were mine.
△ - You are ridiculous.
✾ - Your tumblr is one of my favorites!
₪ - Leave tumblr. You are weak.
~ - Three Favorite groups?
♔ - Age?
★ - Sexual Orientation?
❈ - Last song you listened?
▲ - Favorite Number?
✖ - Your perfect girl/boy?
Anonymous asked: U WANNA FUCKIN GO (anywhere in life? if so, where? Please utilise evidence from the text to support your answer.
Hahaha don think I’ll make the word count requirement
Anonymous asked: how's the dick licking going mate
just business as usual, scoring 7 dicks a week
Anonymous asked: You're a stoner faggot.